A friend of mine just got a new kitten. I said she should name it "Prayer" because it just sits there and doesn't do anything
I cannot imagine a kitten that just sits there and doesn't do anything. Kittens are hell with claws, so prayer is probably a good name. They create havoc, they test limits, they shred curtains, destroy plants and dreams, they disrupt plans, and when they're asleep they're cuter than all get out.
Maybe he could name him Yahweh. He’ll never answer after that.