When asked to tell the class what my favorite kind of food is, all that i could think of was " I love eating out!". Still makes me smile 20+ yrs later

I've typed ho instead of hi in a work email that included a VP, in addition to many other inappropriate typos at work. One included someone named Tate whom I misspelled as tit. I've scratched the rest from memory. Oh, I have to type "assets" a lot and type asses instead. Thank goodness spell check confirms that before I send.

In bed with my ex and our dogs watchimg TV (a bit stoned - something he didn't approve of). I was playing with the dog who hates to have his spots poked. I must have said "I'm going to smoke your pot" like 3 times playing with him before I realized it. Pretty sure my ex knew at that point. Maybe not a true slip - the pot might have had something to do with it.

My ex and I went with another couple to visit friends of theirs that we hadn't yet met. We entered their friends house and when introductions had been made I looked at the wife and asked where her bathroom was. That was followed by dead, uncomfortable silence until it was pointed out to me that I had actually asked, "Where's your bedroom?"