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I'm not an atheist, and here's why. I think I'm god. I don't think that's blasphemous. Speaking as god, I'm not offended.
~ Comedian Simon Amstell

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Benthoven 8 June 2
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Level 7

I found my self facing a new life and when I asked how many more I answered, all of them.

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Level 6

OK god, I will pay you a million dollars, after you make me a Billion.

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Level 8

The giveaway there is that you think you are god youre not telling us you are god!

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Level 8

Sounds legit.

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Level 8

Hello. I am offended that Simon Amstell would even entertain the notion of taking my place. Where can a god get a little respect these days?

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Level 7

So I think it was Martin Buber who referred to the God in You and the God in Me as true communication when these "Gods" converse.

Martin Buber was also a believer in the literal story in the O.T., according to something Joseph Campbell told. He quoted Buber as saying "We-" and that was a very Jewish We- "believe God spoke to Abraham." That would seem to conflict.
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Level 3

You sound like a true Satanist. They don't worship Satan by the way, they worship themselves. As Uncle Alister crowly put it : "Thy will shall be the sum of the law."

They really don’t worship themselves either, solipsism is one of the 9 satanic sins, LaVey warned against it. Crowley was an occultist who founded his own religion. The 7 tenants of satanism are here: [thesatanictemple.com]
And sins:
[churchofsatan.com]

Tenant #3 is often misinterpreted as that maybe but it doesn’t quite go that far. “One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.”

If anything they worship everyone’s personal autonomy.
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Level 8

There just might be some truth there, interpreted in a certain way.

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Level 8

I like that!

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Level 4

The light inside you can be thought of as God.

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