Ruin a first date in 4 words
I'm a Cubs fan.
I like watching baseball/golf/grass
M. A. G. A.
It would be kind of funny to show up on a first date with one of their stupid hat as a joke. ???
Want a Dick Pic?
That's when I hand her a photo of trump.
Have you found Jesus?
Yes. He was standing right behind Waldo.
This wins in my book!
Great lighthearted thread! ?
“I’m probably not contagious.”
“It puts the lotion…”
“Finished in my pants.”
“What’s your name again?”
“Here, keep the change.”
“I need an alibi.”
“I don’t go down.”
“The Viagra isn’t working.”
“Size doesn’t matter, right?”
“What’s your favorite porn?”
Awesome
You, sir, have this mastered!!!
I'm a militant Vegan.
Wouldn't you eat your own camouflage?
~ holding a ventriloquist dummy ~
We think you're beautiful!
Ha ha!
I voted for trump
I was just about to say that.
Your mom is hotter!
Alternatively, “Your dad’s was bigger”