Ruin a first date in 4 words
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Maybe " do you wanna fuck?"
KyleYost
Level 2
Nov 3, 2018
0
Then again that may ensure future dates.
M. A. G. A.
JazznBlues
Level 8
June 4, 2018
14
It would be kind of funny to show up on a first date with one of their stupid hat as a joke. ???
Want a Dick Pic?
seaspot_run
Level 7
June 4, 2018
12
That's when I hand her a photo of trump.
Have you found Jesus?
CK-One
Level 6
June 4, 2018
11
Yes. He was standing right behind Waldo.
This wins in my book!
Great lighthearted thread! ?
“I’m probably not contagious.”
“It puts the lotion…”
“Finished in my pants.”
“What’s your name again?”
“Here, keep the change.”
“I need an alibi.”
“I don’t go down.”
“The Viagra isn’t working.”
“Size doesn’t matter, right?”
“What’s your favorite porn?”
resserts
Level 8
June 5, 2018
10
Awesome
You, sir, have this mastered!!!
I'm a militant Vegan.
BufftonBeotch
Level 8
June 4, 2018
9
Wouldn't you eat your own camouflage?
~ holding a ventriloquist dummy ~
We think you're beautiful!
tmaaz
Level 5
June 4, 2018
9
Ha ha!
I voted for trump
ilovemonkeybutt
Level 5
Sep 23, 2018
5
I was just about to say that.
Your mom is hotter!
jenandjuice1111
Level 7
June 4, 2018
6
Alternatively, “Your dad’s was bigger”
Do you taste rohypnol?
Rufus_Maximus
Level 7
June 5, 2018
6
Omg!
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