Ruin a first date in 4 words
"Yacov Smirnoff is funny." "I love Alex Jones." "Can I borrow money?" "Benny Hinn truly heals." "I stole this car." "I'm in the Klan." "Do you put out?" "Trump's a great businessman." I could go on, but...I won't.
'Hi! I like NASCAR.'
I agree so much with that! I hate nascar and the fans are messy as hell. I used to work in a hotel 18 miles from a race track. It was awful.
@Carla78
I apologize for the more apelike part of society. There are times that I think the borders of humanity need to be redefined.
(while scratching) its not contagious...honest
I'm a Cubs fan.
I like watching baseball/golf/grass
I'll always love you.
This is why you always scan a place for back exits before settling in.
@BufftonBeotch
I'm sitting here looking at the back exit. Oh, wait, there's a fence.
So, spit or swallow?
Yeah, I know that’s horrible, but it would end a first date in a single minute.
or start something groovy!!