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Ruin a first date in 4 words

UndeniablyMe 6 June 4
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7

Your sister did me.

7

I voted for Trump

I brought my kid.

7

What are your rates?

7

Your pictures looked better.

7

Man those are huge!

6

"Yacov Smirnoff is funny." "I love Alex Jones." "Can I borrow money?" "Benny Hinn truly heals." "I stole this car." "I'm in the Klan." "Do you put out?" "Trump's a great businessman." I could go on, but...I won't.

6

Praise Jesus for you!

Ohub Level 7 June 5, 2018
6

Let's take my mom!

6

Are you a Christian?

5

Would herpes bother you?

5

I have 10 cats

5

Does this look infected?

5

'Hi! I like NASCAR.'

I agree so much with that! I hate nascar and the fans are messy as hell. I used to work in a hotel 18 miles from a race track. It was awful.

@Carla78
I apologize for the more apelike part of society. There are times that I think the borders of humanity need to be redefined.

5

*SNIFF, Is that you?

5

(while scratching) its not contagious...honest

5

You resemble my (mom, dad, sister, brother, whoever it would be you the willies to resemble for him/her.)

5

Let’s talk about Jesus.

5

What's your name again?

5

I'm a Cubs fan.

I like watching baseball/golf/grass

5

"I'm your biological father"

4

Finally off house arrest!

4

Meet Raul.

Up pops a ventriloquist dummy

Buenos noche.

4

But All Lives Matter...

4

I'll always love you.

This is why you always scan a place for back exits before settling in.

@BufftonBeotch
I'm sitting here looking at the back exit. Oh, wait, there's a fence.

4

So, spit or swallow?

Yeah, I know that’s horrible, but it would end a first date in a single minute.

or start something groovy!!

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