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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Jun 26
Jun 26
Posted by johnnyrobish
Republican Arrested Chasing Stripper With a Gun Michigan State Representative Neil Friske, 62, was arrested at 2:45 AM chasing a stripper from his condominium while brandishing a handgun and threatening to kill her. Lansing Police say they ...
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Conservative Bashers And Progressive Pushers
Jun 11
Jun 11
Posted by johnnyrobish
Trump Issues Shark Warning at Las Vegas Rally In the middle of his recent Las Vegas speech, Donald Trump went into a bizarre rant about the horrors of electric battery-powered boats, claiming that the weight of the battery would sink the boat,...
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 1
Feb 1
Posted by Zealandia
I’ve got a disease where I can’t stop telling airport
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May 27, 2023
May 2023
Posted by johnnyrobish
Am I the only one who is getting sick and tired of going to a website and having them ask if I'll "accept cookies?" What if I'm not hungry? Then what? Besides, didn't your mother ever tell you never to accept cookies or candy from strangers? I ...
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May 23, 2023
May 2023
Posted by johnnyrobish
For all you baseball fans, here is a rare photo of the very first World Series in 1903 which took place between the Boston Americans and the Pittsburgh Pirates. Now, is it just me, or do these teams sure seem to have one helluva lot of players?
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Just for Laughs
Feb 17, 2023
Feb 2023
Posted by johnnyrobish
Inquest Finds Irish Man was Killed by Belligerent Chicken The Irish Examiner reports an inquest into the mysterious April 2022 death of a 67-year-old Irish man named Jasper Kraus, found semi-conscious and lying in a pool of blood on his kitchen ...
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Sexual Deviants
Nov 28, 2020
Nov 2020
Posted by DoDapper
BDSM in a pandemic: mild sensory deprivation while beating someone with a 6-foot stick. Ja? 😆😉😆😏
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Just for Laughs
Nov 7, 2020
Nov 2020
Posted by johnnyrobish
Company Sells World’s Most Expensive Tires for $600,000 a Set
The Dubai-based Z Tyre company has unveiled the world’s most expensive car tires, which will be sold at a staggering $600,000 a set. These are high-performance ...
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Oct 25, 2020
Oct 2020
Posted by johnnyrobish
USGS Says Human Feces Contains Gold Worth Millions
In one of those truth-is-stranger-than-fiction stories, experts at the US Geological Survey say they’ve discovered human feces contains enough gold, platinum and silver, that ...
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Oct 18, 2020
Oct 2020
Posted by johnnyrobish
San Francisco Experimenting With Urine-Repellant Paint
The smell of urine in some areas of San Francisco has become so strong, the city’s Public Works Agency has been testing a new pee-repellant paint, so that anyone who tries...
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Just for Laughs
Sep 22, 2020
Sep 2020
Posted by johnnyrobish
Finland Deploying Coronavirus-Sniffing Dogs at Helsinki Airport
Finland is in the process of launching a “coronavirus-sniffing-dog pilot program” at Helsinki Airport, hoping the dogs will eventually be playing a major role ...
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May 31, 2020
May 2020
Posted by johnnyrobish
More People Blatantly Ignoring Social Distancing Guidelines
New data appears to indicate that across the country, more and more people are deliberately ignoring social distancing guidelines and gathering in close quarters ...
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Humour, Fun, Chuckles, Laughs, or Cutes, From Everywhere.
Apr 14, 2020
Apr 2020
Posted by johnnyrobish
Grocery Stores Reporting Many Customers Becoming Unruly
Many grocery stores around the country are reporting that some customers are beginning to become somewhat unruly during the pandemic - as long lines and product shortages ...
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Humour, Fun, Chuckles, Laughs, or Cutes, From Everywhere.
Apr 10, 2020
Apr 2020
Posted by johnnyrobish
Many Localities Now Requiring Some Sort of Face Mask
Along with the social distancing healthcare professionals have been recommending, many communities around the country are now asking those who leave their homes, to not only ...
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Just for Laughs
Mar 25, 2020
Mar 2020
Posted by johnnyrobish
Man Accused of Licking Deodorants in Missouri Walmart
Man Accused of Licking Deodorants in Missouri Walmart: A Missouri man has been arrested and charged with making a terrorist threat, after posting a video to social media ...
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Trump Pinata
Mar 1, 2020
Mar 2020
Posted by johnnyrobish
Trump Wants to Cut Taxes to Battle the Coronavirus
Donald Trump attacked Democrats at a mass rally a few days ago in South Carolina, telling the crowd that the coronavirus is under control, all the hysteria around it is simply ...
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Feb 12, 2020
Feb 2020
Posted by johnnyrobish
New Study Finds Your Height as a Teen Linked with Dementia Risk
A new study analyzed data on 666,333 Danish men born between 1939 and 1959, and found that men who were taller then average during their teen years, were 10% less ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 2, 2020
Feb 2020
Posted by johnnyrobish
Experts Say Insects May Be the Food of the Future
Experts say current livestock practices simply won’t keep up with the worldwide food demands, and with livestock farming contributing to deforestation, diminishing water ...
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Feb 2, 2020
Feb 2020
Posted by johnnyrobish
Experts Say Insects May Be the Food of the Future
Experts say current livestock practices simply won’t keep up with the worldwide food demands, and with livestock farming contributing to deforestation, diminishing water ...
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Silly, Random & Fun
Dec 5, 2019
Dec 2019
Posted by girlwithsmiles
Someone told me that my Dad was stealing from his job at Highway Maintenance. I refused to believe them; but when I got home all the signs were there 😉
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Feb 14, 2019
Feb 2019
Posted by inabbar
Surely, I couldn't be the only one, right?
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Nov 28, 2018
Nov 2018
Posted by Cutiebeauty
Anyone have any good funny one-liners?
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Oct 24, 2018
Oct 2018
Posted by genessa
I mentioned orson bean in a comment on a post elsewhere on this site and in my comment i sort of indicated that i might tell y'all a joke i heard bean tell on tv well over half a century ago. i think now is as good a time as any. needless to say i ...
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Jun 24, 2018
Jun 2018
Posted by nae199
Anyone have any good atheist
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Jun 22, 2018
Jun 2018
Posted by Squirrel
Why do programmers get confused between Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25 Credit
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Jun 7, 2018
Jun 2018
Posted by wjwolfe
What are the funniest fake facts you can come up with?
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Silly, Random & Fun
May 21, 2018
May 2018
Posted by ebdb
Argh. My friend is making all these terrible bird puns just to annoy me. Well, toucan play at that game.
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Silly, Random & Fun
May 13, 2018
May 2018
Posted by ebdb
My mom would feed me yeast and put me in the oven. It's just how I was raised.
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Silly, Random & Fun
Mar 31, 2018
Mar 2018
Posted by VictoriaNotes
The Easter Bunny and Jesus Whine Over a Beer
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Mar 18, 2018
Mar 2018
Posted by 4EvanSake
What's your all time favorite Riddle or brain teaser?
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Mar 17, 2018
Mar 2018
Posted by Meep70
What's the difference between the resurrection and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 2000 years.
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Mar 12, 2018
Mar 2018
Posted by phxbillcee
Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Late Night...
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Feb 23, 2018
Feb 2018
Posted by AspieAtheist
What's your, "go to" comeback against religious arguments? This is usually me; Believer: if you don't believe in God, then why do you always say things like, "Jesus Christ!" or, "Oh my God"? Me: I tend to say things like that when shit is just ...
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Feb 9, 2018
Feb 2018
Posted by BawdyEclectic
Your best short
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General & Hellos
Jan 16, 2018
Jan 2018
Posted by JerryPetersen
Hey everyone, tell me your favorite pun!
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Jan 14, 2018
Jan 2018
Posted by Gohan
I saw yet another quiz post. Test your general knowledge. I contemplated taking it. Then I realized, I didn't go to West Point, how am I going to have general knowledge?
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Dec 31, 2017
Dec 2017
Posted by Nemosson
This shit, is really fun. Im sitting out here in my little cabin out here in the sticks, in complete solitude, looking, and reading, listening,commenting, and I'm in complete stitches,laughing and giggling my ass off! My ribs and cheeks are cramping,...
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Dec 31, 2017
Dec 2017
Posted by silvereyes
A New Years Joke for Hubby (and friends!)
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Dec 21, 2017
Dec 2017
Posted by Lancer
POLL
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Nov 5, 2017
Nov 2017
Posted by KingofHarts
Do you know any good christian/theist
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