And there you have it; "proof" that atheists are evil, or at least such a convenient scape goat for any nasty hateful Christian with an impulse to kill...he just blames it on Satan causing a lapse in his Christianity. Then claim recommitment to Gawd and, pesto-change-o, all is forgiven. He was "temporarily atheist"
 MikeInBatonRouge
                                                
                                                Level 8
                                                June 16, 2018
                                            
                                                
                                                    MikeInBatonRouge
                                                
                                                Level 8
                                                June 16, 2018                                            
                                        He's the lead singer, not guitarist.
 SecularSurfer
                                                
                                                Level 5
                                                June 16, 2018
                                            
                                                
                                                    SecularSurfer
                                                
                                                Level 5
                                                June 16, 2018                                            
                                        Corrected
Well, hey! It's the best part of being a christian after all. You get to do what ever you want, ask for forgiveness and then do it all over again.
And you get to conveniently ignore the fact that your holy book clearly states that you genuinely need to change your ways and be sorry for your sins in order for it to count.
 webbew1
                                                
                                                Level 7
                                                June 16, 2018
                                            
                                                
                                                    webbew1
                                                
                                                Level 7
                                                June 16, 2018                                            
                                        I guess the great bit is that once they both die, they will spend eternity together. They'll be able to talk it out with counselor Jesus. Yay! 
 Mofferatu
                                                
                                                Level 7
                                                June 16, 2018
                                            
                                                
                                                    Mofferatu
                                                
                                                Level 7
                                                June 16, 2018                                            
                                        Nope. If there is indeed a hell, they'll all most likely br residing there, and Jesus is out of hell's Managed Care Provider network. Besides, the deductable and co-pay for counseling services in hell's health care plan is a bitch from what I've heard.
Sounds about right, actually....and go easy on the "xian band" thing, that ain't music!
 AnneWimsey
                                                
                                                Level 9
                                                June 16, 2018
                                            
                                                
                                                    AnneWimsey
                                                
                                                Level 9
                                                June 16, 2018                                            
                                        Thou shalt not kill.
Christians = hypocrites.
 Ellatynemouth
                                                
                                                Level 8
                                                June 16, 2018
                                            
                                                
                                                    Ellatynemouth
                                                
                                                Level 8
                                                June 16, 2018                                            
                                        I guess that is the joy of being a Christian. Especially RC. Do what you like, tell the priest, turn around three times while patting your head (I believe its called penance) and crack on again for the rest of the week
 Geoffrey51
                                                
                                                Level 8
                                                June 16, 2018
                                            
                                                
                                                    Geoffrey51
                                                
                                                Level 8
                                                June 16, 2018                                            
                                        Strange story...I would never trust being alone with that guy!
 Freedompath
                                                
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                                                June 15, 2018
                                            
                                                
                                                    Freedompath
                                                
                                                Level 9
                                                June 15, 2018