A Gateway computer. Total junk.

Donald Trump shoe polish. What goes well with 203 orange shoes?

Very hard for me to prioritize. I used to buy into some really whacky woo.

Marriage certificate or subscription to Starz. Bit of a toss up...

My Volvo, 5 cylinder Limosine. Brake failure $1,.200 Electric door opening, $ 600 not fixeable.
1 Engine mount $1,200 need more but not available, engine shakes, Battery always flat due to 500 MA leakage with everything turned off.I built a battery isolator to turn the battery on and off when the car was parked.I could not afford to have this attended to. Turning indicator lights, intermittant, I needed to violently swing the lever to make it work, speed auto conrol, $ 600, timing belt $ 1200,............ My conscience would not let me sell it, so I finally dumped the car to the wreckers,who paid me nothing ! they re registered it and now drive around in it !!! [ life could be so short for the thieving bastards !] Great engine, no problem there.I now have a delightful Mazda Demio 1330 cc, Brilliant car, everything works, I cannot get used to this, and the fuel economy is exceptional........sleep baby sleep.!

Maybe grad school

A few video game peripherals that ended up being useless. I don't usually buy anything expensive without research, tho

Mexican weed

1995 Eagle Premier. A hunk of junk produced by Chrysler.

A bullshit detector. Bloody thing goes off every time i open my mouth- Cant think why...

condom packet

BRIC (B.C. Resources Corporation) common stock.
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Unequivocally: entry to a nightclub on Hastings Pier in 1988... Met the woman who would become my partner for 14 m-i-s-e-r-a-b-l-e years, and who would shred my self esteem through control, abuse and isolation.

Sod that.

Many things, the ones that seem like a good idea but are never used