I'd probably consult The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.....

Get scratched early on, so I'd be zombiefied - and I could go around tearing people up ! Yum

Get drunk eat some tacos and become a zombie. Im too lazy to fight zombies. I feel like it would be more fun being one. lol

All of Christianity is just one zombie's apocalypse, so probably just this.

Become a samurai, lol. If they walk slow like on the walking dead swords would be more fun then guns. I might use guns too, but I'd be a beast with swords.

i would change the channel

If it works anything like the walking dead. I'd place large loudspeaker around the white house.

Well hell.... there's not much you can do. You can't grow vegetables. You can't raise animals. You can't refine oil for gas...
Then on the other hand. I would live for a little while. Those that hate guns will be the first to go..
I can see them trying to find one and wishing they had one. While me and my buddies live 2 more days then them...lol.

It would be indistinguishable from a usual Friday night out in my home town so I'd just carry on enjoying myself and not think about it.

I believe a recent study shown, while attempting to get to the core of US gun violence, that ‘fear of zombies’ was the major reason given by modern gun hoarders… Having lived deep in the woods for many years, I gave up ‘horror movies’ so I could navigate without undue fear. Consequently, I’ve missed the 'zombie craze,’ I’m armed for the living…

Roast some veggies

I'd wait until the drugs wore off...

I could say I'd keep a cool head, find a refuge and hole up there with enough food and weapons to sustain and protect any other survivors that come along for as long as necessary. That would be a lie. In reality, I'd shit myself, cry, panic, lose the plot and probably get eaten within five minutes.

Grab the treadmills from the nearby gym and put those zombies to work generating electricity and party like it's 1999 until someone with a tank comes and takes it from me.

Then die
Then die again

No idea...maybe dance to Michael Jackson Thriller...and dance my way out,

I posted something similar to this and no one responded.. Thought there would be more Walking Dead fans on here but maybe not.

Go with the flow? Hunker in and defend the old homestead. Matt and Dane-my daughter's bf and hs bro have guns and know how to use them. I hate guns-but zombie apocalypse you need weapons.

It has already started dear! They voted for Trump!

No. Just no.

Stand in front of my house laughing my ass off and yelling ,"now what hell did we do wrong."

I think fighting zombies would be kick ass fun. 20 gage pump, 38 S&W -- Boom Boom Boom Boom.

I’d fight my way to my kids/grandkids. If they were dead, I’d probably go deep in the woods, after raiding the local Ace Hardware warehouse.

My reaction would be with my finger pointing they do exist then break out with laughter because the chance of something so absurd occuring would be humorous watching the twitching because even if they could stand up, they would like a bowl of jello and to move they would need major assistance.

Zombies are people too, you know. They are just grey matter challenged. Where's the acceptance of alternative lifestyles?

[This is not a real answer, but we can thank God for the lack of real zombies. Amiright? ]

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