"Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?"

Can't go wrong with Jimmy Buffett.

Detachable Penis

Why don’t we do it in the road? -The Beatles
You’re the reason our kids are ugly - Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn
Which one O’ you queers gonna suck my dick? -Wheeler Walker Jr.

I make faces (when I make love)
I cleaned out a room (in my trailer for you)
I ain’t afraid of your husband (baby I’ll be over tonight) -Unknown Hinson

Me, I get high on reefer
I can get drunk and I can sing songs
There’s something in my trousers
I like to party with girls -Two man Gentlemen Band

Baby I Love You (Just Leave Me the Fuck Alone)

Here's one that I've never forgotten:
"I've Got Tears in My Ears from Lying on My Back in My Bed While I Cry Over You"

Some song titles by Sufjan Stevens, a wildly talented artist whom I admire despite the fact that he is a Christian:

They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back from the Dead!! Ahhhh!

The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience but You're Going to Have to Leave Now, or, 'I Have Fought the Big Knives and Will Continue to Fight Them Until They Are Off Our Lands!

To the Workers of the Rock River Valley Region, I Have an Idea Concerning Your Predicament

A Short Reprise for Mary Todd, Who Went Insane, but for Very Good Reasons

A Conjunction of Drones Simulating the Way in Which Sufjan Stevens Has an Existential Crisis in the Great Godfrey Maze

Riffs and Variations on a Single Note for Jelly Roll, Earl Hines, Louis Armstrong, Baby Dodds, and the King of Swing, to Name a Few

My Uncle Used To Love Me But She Died - Roger Miller

My baby left me for the garbage man...

"I Heard You Been Layin' My Old Lady" by the late Rusty Wier
"The Vibrator Queen" by Michael James & Larry McDonald ripped off by David Allen Coe

Bitchin’ Camaro by the Dead Milkmen. ‘Nuf said.

One Up The "B" Side

It was on the B-side of the "Bark At The Moon" single; and it's about taking it up the butt.

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child.

'If Your Kisses Can't Hold the Man Your Love, then Your Tears Won't Bring Him Back' Sophie Tucker

The Great Gig in the Sky. musicians ruminating about death. and some soulful wailing. its a favorite.

how can i miss you if you won't go away? -- dan hicks and his hot licks

my guitar wants to kill your mama -- frank zappa

mairzy dotes -- aw come on, don't make me look that up! i'm tired!

i want a hot dog for my roll -- not sure who wrote it but performed by butterbeans and suzie

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Dead skunk in the middle of the road

I just remembered a country song with a great title: "I've got tears in my ears from laying on my back in my bed while I cried over you"

"Sounds of Silence"

She left me for a destitute quadripelagic because of the good sex

Also a great choice for charades!

"I Married a Moonshiner's Daughter, and Now She Makes Me Liquor", a bluegrass instrumental I heard in Boone performed by a band called "Upright and Breathing".

But hated by DJs, Crash Test Dummies: "Mmm mmm mmm mmm"

I wish you were a beer- Cycle Sluts From Hell
Kiss me where it smells funny- The Blood Hound Gang
The Lord Is A Monkey- The Butthole Surfers
Jesus built my hotrod- Ministry

I'm a Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of Yokohama with my Honolulu Mama Doin’ Those Beat-o, Beat-o Flat-On-My-Seat-o, Hirohito Blues -- Hoagy Carmichael, 1947. For a time this held the Guinness World Record for the longest commercially available song title.

The Fun Machine Took a Shit and Died
These Are Not the Droids You're Looking For
(both by Queens of the Stone Age)

The Musty Odour of Pierced Rectums and Chance Meeting of a Defective Tape Machine and a Migraine - Nurse With Wound (both albums, but hey ho)
Telephone And Rubber Band and Music For A Found Harmonium - both The Penguin Cafe Orchestra
Constipation Blues - Screamin' Jay Hawkins
My Cat/Swollen - Jack Off Jill
Smelly Cunts - Aphex Twin
Various other stuiff by Aphex Twin, including Beskhu3epnm
The Masses Are Asses - L7
Mutant Cunt Sniffer - Venetian Snares
Slut/Blood/Pain - The Attempted Restraint Of The Cosmos - Pigface
Feed Me Weird Things - Squarepusher (actually an album, but hey ho again)
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly - Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty
Don't Touch Your Sister (She's Mine) - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Fist Your Sister's Asshole - Daisycutter
Fuck Off, Cunt Face - Nasenbluten