To quote Rex Tillerson, (fucking moron)

I received a phone call one day from some girl who was looking for someone else. I told her I was the new owner of the number she called, she was apologetic. We spoke for a few minutes when she began to ask personal questions, I was on lunch and decided to play along. After a while she began to get angry at my answers and demanded to know how I got her number. I told her she was the one who called me, there was a pause then she said "Oh I did, didn't I. But still, how did you get my number?".
Some light bulbs are sorta dim, some are burnt out.

Wait; are you asking if we attract weirdos, or that you're a weirdo and do we attract you? =] Personally, I would have no problem attracting a weirdo like you. LOL!

One of my strong points is ending up in relationships with women who are either bipolar or have some sort of personality disorder where there appears to be multiple personalities, one of which appears to be nice, caring and sensitive, which gets you hooked, and then the Spanish Inquisition personality appears suddenly, unexpectedly and without warning. Have spent 4 or 5 of the worst days of my life trying to extricate myself from crazy.

I have concluded that I make terrible choices. I can't blame anyone else.
I am the common denominator in all my relationships.

I have decided to stop making terrible choices.

Are you sure you are not Ethean? ?? Please check again ????????

Once I owned a number very close to a pizza delivery.
Some days bored out of telling I was not the pizza restaurant I simply tell that the delivery would be there soon, and they are waiting until now...

I had a buddy who was a bartender that used to laugh at me because, as he described , the weirdest dude in the bar will always sit next to you and try to be your friend... it's hilarious...
He thought so... I didn't think it was so funny...

You don't seem too weird.

Hmmmm well I'm wierd and find you attractive so I guess you've still got it.

Well I'm just fucking weird so there's that

Attracting weirdo's is my one talent in life Keeps life interesting...........

Oh man , i would have probably answered that type of message the same way.., and yes i gave gotten those messages

I had somene emailing me telling me they were going to kill themselves . Not sure what happened as i sent the person the suicide helpline number and reported them to the admin thinking they would be able to help ( turns out doing that blocks them )

Change your photo. That could / would help .

I’ve always been attracted to weirdos, birds of a feather and all that.

I have often wondered, are all women crazy, or just the ones I date?

(Hey, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Mostly)

I have had the most fucked up men contacting me online. Nasty. Apparently the men get catfished loads by scammers or soliceted for sex by professionals. I think online dating is a horrible experience for all.

What did you do to Ethean? ?

I didn't know you were a weirdo.

I would be very happy if l could attract a weirdo like you. ?

I don't think you are a weirdo but if you say you are, who am I to argue.

People are such morons sometimes and nope, not just you

Not so much any more because I don't go out as much.
But back when, I used to attract them like I had a sign on my head.
No idea why.