I can think of some things to call you besides MORMON!
You could remove the middle letter, that would give you a different name......Morons!
Wow, that's one creepy lookin dude! At first I thought he was the old man from the Poltergeist movies, but that character wasn't nearly as evil looking as this guy. He look like a horror movie villain to anybody else?
The wife ain't bad either. =0}
How about calling Mormons "Misogynist Assholes"?
That works for me. =0}
But that doesn't differentiate them from other Republicans.