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QUESTION Archaeologists Uncover Jesus's Gulfstream Jet

REAL gods don't stroll.

#god #humor #jetsetter
skado 9 Jan 26
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Thank you for the complement. I read your profile. You have much to offer a guy. Also, all your friends. I enjoyed reading your profile. I loved the gulfstream jet question and couldn't pass it by. Keep on writing. I am sure we will run into one another again.

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Level 6

We DEFINITELY need a LAUGH option on these buttons! Funny.

Donna Level 6 Jan 27, 2018
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Level 8

The fuel tanks would turn water to ATF.

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Level 8

Hell TrumpOLINI has a bigger jet these minor miracle workers should at least out do a Presbyterian billionaire

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Level 7

I hear that it was created in a junkyard by a tornado.

Yup just like Adham rib spawning women who talk with snakes and eat knowledge apples

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Level 7

@ Skado The coal necessary to fuel the fire was so damn heavy, I can see why we have only found one jet (so far. 😕 ).

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Level 8

Good poke in the eye for the christian prosperity movement!

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Level 8

That Jesus. He's such a scamp.

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Level 9

Lololololololololol..
Coooooooool!!!!!! can I rent it out for the day?

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Level 8

Did it have "GOD IS MY PILOT" bumper sticker? That is why I don,t want driving, he does crash sometimes and then says it was the devil in his piper cup.

EMC2 Level 8 Jan 26, 2018
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ha HA! Prolly!
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Level 8

Terribly funny concept and especially gives the televangelists a lift up, I am just not sure to where. Everyone assumes Heaven is up, but actually Heaven could be in one of many dimensions that you may enter unknowingly. I am glad Jesus made it safely out of the crash.

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Level 9

Excellent

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Level 8

That's going straight to the museum, I'll bet. Sets the timetable back considerably for the development of technology, I should think.

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Level 6

Delicious sarcasm. Just recently saw an article about a prosperity preacher raving about his new jet plane. It's a wonder people are gullible enough to fund such extravagance!

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Level 8

LOL!
But why would he use a jet when he could teleport?

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Level 8

Gee brother.... people are believing this crap? Lol well hell... it looks like we're the only smart ones out there.

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