You do realize that you can order dolls with "real feel" cyberskin that are life like in All areas and anatomically correct? Best part,no pump needed!
Though a seperate closet might be called for..

@Charlene - lol - yes I'm aware of them. Both my budget and wife would have something to say about owning one.

@Hominid you mean she's unaware of the blow up?

@Hominid you mean she's unaware of the blow up?

@Charlene Shhhhh.....

@Hominid ahhj...got 20 bucks?

The doll has a lot of holes on it as there were times I staggered home and hit the mop then the doll.
I remember in my younger years, after sex we would wait a few minutes and have more sex, Now being mature , I do it right the first time and catch a nap

ROFLMAO!! Please, I just ate! OW!

@evestrat
Gaffawsnort..

Lol... Like I say, you don't pay a hooker for sex, you pay her to go home.

@Hominid gaffawsnortsnortgaffaw

Well, let's not be hasty. The night's not over.

Yep. Sleeping in handcuffs is not fun.

@kiramea sometimes it is ...

@evergreen, not for me. I like them tight and I can't move them around (which is the reason they are tight). @MrLizard, Sorry, I don't kiss and tell

@evergreen I can't stand handcuffs..satin ties all around are Luxurious!

Absofuckinglutely!!

Lolololol...

haahaaahaaa!

ask them if they have heard about the mating rituals of the preying mantis. then see how quickly they vacate your bed. hee hee

@witchymom Probably why I'm still single. LOL

@KKGator I think I love you.

@Duke Take a number.

@KKGator Dammit.

@Duke Don't worry. Nobody loves me. Your number would be 1. LOL

@KKGator Same.

Gross!

@MrLink

Best

Y'all are cracking me up!!!!!

Afterplay. Would that be where the woman is intent on snuggling, while all the man can think about is how much he needs to go pee?
(Damn! How do I turn off auto-correct? Just noticed my comment got changed from "snuggling" to "struggling," two VERY different connotations!!!)

@MikeInBatonRouge Not in my play plan.

@MikeInBatonRouge Struggling? Or snuggling? Cause the first is a bit creepy.

@MrLizard Hate to tell you, I am older and don't have that problem!

Peeing, NOT due to weak bladder, but to male physiology--the body wants to clear out the plumbing, so to speak, after sex, so there is a built in reflex urge a short while after sex. I promise I did not make this up. lol How have you not noticed this?

Back to the original question what to call the after play, I used to think of it as afterglow. Waiting for the heart rate to drop back to where it belongs and the breathing to return to normal. At least I think that is what I remember.

@HippieChick58 I call it being conscious of your partner and take a little time to look at each other, maybe share some words of appreciation. My late partner liked to have her back rubbed afterward. Basically, not letting the basic drive to roll over and sleep take over.

@HippieChick58 i love you!

@mangro Awww, thank you!!

Lucky you ... My partner normally falls asleep during .

good plan. Although in my case, its cornflakes since I am allergic to tomato sauce. haha! I like to watch Star Trek Next Gen and kill a bowl of cornflakes, but yeah, general plan is the same.

@Sadoi that's why you substitute hot sauce in for the pizza sauce. Also did you know patrick stewart got knighted?!

@ChrisCamper well im allergic to tomatoes, onions and garlic soo... that still may be an issue! haha and yes! i looove patrick and know just about everything about him! lol

I always said my ideal man would be a blend of Picard, Data and Worf! haha

@Sadoi when you have some downtime you should listen to the episode of Ask Me Another that he is a guest in. I guarantee you will love it

HAHAHA!! i love it!

@SonderOpia My tribe.

@Duke yeah I been treated like that too.

And also because I consider cuddling part of sex not just something to do "after." If you don't cuddle, you did not finish.

I replaced the cupcake with cornflakes since im not that into sweets and desserts. cornflakes are more bland and boring. haha

LMAO!! good plan!