If you were asked to submit a song for a porn soundtrack, what song would you add?
Set the mood. I'm going with a Chef song from South Park. You know, Chocolate Salty Balls. I think it'd be great right smack in the middle of the soundtrack.
I'm not sure if this is going to be kinky or funny, but hey... good times.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Something about The Smiths' "Stretch Out and Wait" always puts me in the mood. Maybe it's because it came out when I was at the height of puberty? Maybe it's the mandolin?
EricTrommater
Level 9
Jan 30, 2018
1
Salt N Pepa's "Push it"
Push it good LOL
Lucy_Fehr
Level 8
Jan 30, 2018
7
...Push it REAL good!
SonderOpia
Level 8
Jan 30, 2018
9
Ask and you shall receive...
Lords of Acid.
HeyHiHullo
Level 7
Jan 30, 2018
7
What! Nobody said "Closer" by NIN. Probably pretty much anything by early Enigma as well
Blizzard
Level 7
Jan 30, 2018
6
No kidding!
Oh shit, you're right. "Closer" would be great
This song is the best make-out song I've ever heard.
Benthoven
Level 8
Jan 30, 2018
7
I remember "love to love you baby". still play macarthur park too... but make out? clothes got to come out man... she was Amazing. Those were the days of guys with vans with water bed in it. No motel needed if you knew where to park. And no scare of aids or herpes. We lived life.
Past Benatar: Hit Me With Your Best Shot.
WTSharpe
Level 6
Jan 30, 2018
4
You'll shoot your eye out kid!
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Gatovicolo
Level 8
Jan 30, 2018
5
My mantra
wrote this about 4, 5 years ago... I go shit for everything I guess.
soundtrack for a stripper's life
don't you know...?
strippin'
not allowed in paradise
don't just take your clothes...
and dance
only pole...
is in the firemen barge
by the river's bend
and women not alowed onboard inside
visitors...
at the pier are met
in here you are safe
nobody cares
what you've been through
to arrive in here
this is paradise
paradise
don't beg for money
in here nobody's uses cash
and plastic not allowed
is paradise
don't you see...?
there's no bank
when the lights dim
and the music slow down
if the spotlight points at you
doesn't means you must go wild
in here we don't need to fantasize
this is paradise
i stopped writting music
quite a while back
but the way you walk
rides this beat... hard
don't you know...?
strippin'
not allowed in paradise
don't just take your clothes...
and dance
if you asking what is that on my pocket
is old change from my other life
but to see you I am glad
you can have it...
i won't need it...
in paradise
i see you passing by
baby don't turn your head
to give me that evil eye
you riding this beat too hard
as you grin...
and then smile
your eyes already
focusing in another shadow
beside mine
baby you still riding this beat too hard
to everybody's delight...
in paradise
GipsyOfNewSpain
Level 9
Jan 30, 2018
4
I want to come up with something funny, but that part of my brain isn't working right now. So, I'll just post this instead (NSFW):
resserts
Level 8
Jan 30, 2018
1
There must be something wrong with me because I have no shortage of songs coming to mind LOL
seewhatididthere? lol
"Ring My Bell" -Anita Ward
GareBear517
Level 7
Feb 1, 2018
3
'Knock on Wood' Amii Stewart 
Chephren
Level 4
Jan 30, 2018
4
I saw them about 4 months ago, as good as they were 25 years ago.
Okay... I know this question was not meant for me so I'll go with the Hookie Pookie. LOL
Betty
Level 8
Jan 30, 2018
3
Yeah! Shake it All About!
I think of old vintage porn. Where the saxophone and bongos play when the man opens the door and says Hi!!!
Boom wack a wack a wack Boom!!! Wack a wack a wack.
Then the lady says Hi!!! Boom wack a wack, then you figure out the rest.
Castlepaloma
Level 8
Jan 31, 2018
3
It would depend on the movie the soundtrack were for, but if it's just soft porn with a tad bit of kink, it would have to be Velvet Underground's "Venus in Furs":
DharmaBum50
Level 8
Jan 30, 2018
3
This song is also known as "Closer"
kensmile4u
Level 8
Jan 30, 2018
3
@silvereyes You've got good taste!
I would say the song that gets the most erections is the Star Spangled Banner. If you can't get up for it, you are in trouble.
jeffy
Level 7
Jan 30, 2018
3
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