QUESTION “Christianity Free School Zones”, Iceland’s New Leader Creating
Reykjavik, Iceland – This small island country nestled in the North Atlantic is making big waves. Andrea Canard is the new Prime Minister. She is declaring her first order of business is creating Christianity Free School Zones.
What Are Christianity Free Zones?
The proposed Christianity Free School Zones are to include not only the property of the educational facility but a perimeter of 1,000 feet around them. No new churches can be built within the zone. Churches already present within the area will be lovingly transported brick by brick to an area declared appropriate.
If anyone is attempting to preach to the students within the area, they will be escorted away by law enforcement and given a stiff fine. Repeat offenders will be subject to watching the classic Carl Sagan television program Cosmos , as well as Neil deGrasse Tyson’s updated incarnation Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey
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LOL!
"That's funny right there, I don't care who you are."
birdingnut
Level 8
Feb 4, 2018
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Wow, another reason to put on my Icelandophile list!
verifiabliss
Level 5
Feb 3, 2018
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f you look into the article , it's satire . I know , only if it were true . . .
fug, that's hilarious how willing I was to believe it!! I've been to Iceland and studied the history and I was completely down with that!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
It was really late at night and I didn't even read your whole post or the whole article, or I think I would have had second thoughts about the being forced to watch Cosmos part! ha ha! much as I adore NdGT!!!
Cool! My daughter wants to go to Iceland for a vacation. Maybe I should move there!
Amy0825
Level 6
Feb 1, 2018
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I still want to go to Iceland. I hear it's atheist and agnostic friendly.
I am totally ready to pack my bags rn.
Sarahroo29
Level 8
Feb 1, 2018
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It's a satire article . Someday , but not today . So sorry , It would be nice if it were true 
Hey, It should be true. Across the street for our closest high school, is a Mormon House. At least it is not in the school.
Or-Humanist
Level 7
Feb 1, 2018
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If we're posting the Onion or Laughing in Disbelief stories maybe we ought to declare them satirical in out post. Sometimes I just glance and don't think critically and then feel really stupid after.
gearl
Level 8
Feb 1, 2018
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I just read the headline and believed it. THe Onion is too good sometimes
When I post satire , it's under "Slliy , Fun , & Random". Looking at what it's posted under helps. Sometimes , like today even , I posted something under that title , but it was true . Crazy , but actually true was the interview that claimed DJT was going to be touched by god . . .
A nicely written piece of satire. Good enough to suck in the less wary. Very funny.
evidentialist
Level 8
Feb 1, 2018
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Controversy
Prime Minister Canard may be the leader of Iceland. However, she is taking the heat from fiscal conservatives. The price tag to the Christianity Free School Zones has not yet been calculated. Regardless, no one thinks the cost will be cheap.
Prime Minister Canard issued a statement about the controversial proposal:
I care about our children and Iceland’s future. We need to be looking forward and not backward. Religious faith holds us back from seeing the world as it is. That’s why Christianity Free School Zones are necessary. Our kids can’t afford to be exposed to toxic superstitions while they are learning fact-based facts.
President Trump vs. Iceland
Relations between the US and Iceland have been strained since Iceland declared Christianity a public health hazard. Tensions were frosty and then got icier when Iceland issued a travel ban against American white Southern Baptists.
President Trump is taking the Christianity Free Zones seriously. He issued an official tweet warning if Iceland doesn’t change its ways, then Mike Pence will attempt to invade once more with the Department of Anti-Witchcraft Forces.
Prime Minister Canard stated Trump should save the propaganda for when he’s on The 700 Club.
Both sides aren’t about to give.
Icelanders are reportedly enjoying the all too real reality show. “This is almost better than being in the World Cup, and the US isn’t,” quipped one anonymous supporter of Prime Minister Canard.
Dougy
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Feb 1, 2018
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Hilarious!
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