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Do I look like Google?

I have to ask! I'm laughing but in the past several days I've had a deluge of calls from different acqaintances (I wouldn't term these people "friends" ) asking me questions such as "How do I get rid of bed bugs?" (Call your landlord!-And for goodness sakes, do NOT come near MY place!) "Can I use baking soda to remove stains?" (Yes, mix with hydrogen peroxide and vinegar.) "Can you pay my electric bill for me?" (WHAT???? Here's the number for Social Services!) How do you spell sloth?" "SLOTH"