At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked for her cell number so I could call her.
She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said,
"Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonightβ.
I replied, "Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!β
A guy next to me overheard, tapped on my shoulder and said, "What she really said was: 666136429."
??? classy