A lil bit conservative

I just want my gay married friends to be able to defend thier homes and pot fields with automatic weapons and grenade launchers

Poorly worded question/poll.

Yes. I'm Liberal or Conservative. A bit of both actually.

Liberal and a Trekker, too.

Hard to answer a question "are you liberal or conservative" with 'yes' or 'no'. How about Tuesday for an answer?

Am I liberal or conservative, and you want me to do a yes/no vote??

You should certainly have included "neither" in any case because secular or religious has no absolute correspondence to liberal or conservative. There are tendencies, of course, but there are non-trivial numbers of conservative atheists and liberal believers.