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QUESTION Horrible Cards - Love and Valentine's Day Cards by The Oatmeal

These always make me laugh 😀

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evestrat 8 Feb 6
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"I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout." (Swift)

Jonathan Swift: The master of satire! (You should read Gulliver's Travels as the satire it is!)

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Level 8

When you fart in bed, you've got to quickly pull the covers over your partner's head.
That's called a "Dutch Oven". lol

apparently, my brother just yells "burglar" and his wife ducks under the covers.
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Level 7

Nipples are the North Star. LOL!!

Lol@MrLizard

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Level 8

Y'all are some sick mofos. I love it!

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Perfect for Vday..lololol

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Mmm… delicious paste…

@SteveB I prefer infant preserves. You really want to taste those chunks of baby.

@MrLizard To be fair, though, sometimes you really want a snack on the go, and that's when dried baby jerky really comes in handy. Hickory-smoked infant is my favorite, but teriyaki tyke isn't bad.

@SteveB Baby oil, from cold-pressed babies for the best nutrition and flavor. 🙂
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All I've got here is LOL! Hi-Larious! Thanks!

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Lol...

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