Nothing. If they want to go, fuck 'em

I did have someone pretend to have cancer in order to get me back. I didn't go back. Our friends tore me up for the callousness. Even my friends admitted it was kinda cold.

Only one person had the decency to apologize when the truth came out.

Nothing. I usually cannot get rid of them. Hitchhiked to Munich once to get some distance.

-Bought a round trip ticket to bring a woman I hadn't seen in 20+ years to me.

• Wore a shirt with buttons.

-Went to Disco Night at a local bar.

-Before she broke up, a woman told me how misunderstood and terrific punk rocker were (ca. 1983) so I found a punk rocker and started dating her, to see what all the hub-bub was about.

Well it was my birthday and my girlfriend and her ex girlfriend! took me out to dinner! After a few drinks they ask me in a quite nonchalant way if I'd like to sleep with both of them tonight? I said, "um, oh, mmh Yeah that would be very nice! Thank you!" I could not back out, as that would certainly have risked my relationship with my girlfriend. Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me,....
This was out of character for me as I was more conservative back then and never done anything like that before. I'm glad I got that off my chest. You can't reveal stuff like that on facebook I can tell you

On a special birthday night out at McDonalds I paid for her Mac side salad.

I don't

Guessing it's pretty common: ignoring the obvious problems with someone because of my own loneliness or issues.

I once went along with my MK (missionary kid) childhood college friend/boyfriend when he and another longtime Haiti MK friend started shooting rifles at a can floating far out on the lake, during a picnic on the shore.

I don't like guns, had never shot one before, and thought they were too noisy, but when the two boys kept missing the can, they thought they would show me how difficult it was by handing me the gun and daring me to try.
Being a partial transmale, although I didn't know about gender issues then, I naturally accepted the dare.

Taking the rifle, I first did a test shot to see how "off" the sights were.

Seeing it shot to the left, I simply adjusted to the right and blasted the can into the air.
I then handed the rifle back to the guys and a long silence followed.
Then the other guy said, "Let's eat!" and they never mentioned shooting again.

Fine by me.
Of course, women usually have much better small muscle control than men, but they didn't know that.

I used my sister to hook up with my eventual wife. In love and war there is nothing outrageous or out of character. Meeting her and ignoring her was not enough... I needed to use my little sister, tall, fair skinned and pretty to make her jealous and close the deal.

I have done the full on 5 star wine and dine thing a couple of times, penthouse, valet parking, not me at all and felt so uncomfortable.

Went shooting. Turns out, I'm good at it and enjoyed it.