LINK Report: Students Who Take Latin Have Better Chance Of Summoning Demon Later In Life
“According to our data, children who studied Latin in grade school were far more likely to contact, summon, and then raise a damned soul from the underworld,” said classics department chair Emily Greenwood
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.2 years HS Latin in my head, and I am pleased to report it does help with those pesky demons!
Hearing their native tongue calms them considerably!
AnneWimsey
Level 9
Jan 6, 2019
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I've a friend who teaches Latin, published a book for teaching. Need to convince him to publish a book of incantations. B
Beowulfsfriend
Level 9
Jan 5, 2019
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Yes, I knew four years of Latin would pay off! ha ha ha
I think the demon might have been a thing called "vocabulary"...it is a curse...
thinktwice
Level 8
Jan 5, 2019
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For me it used to be my first ex-wife. But she's much nicer. I get the vocabulary part, though. It's a challenge on most days for me. Mostly days that end with a 'Y'.
That has been my experience.
Wingardium Leviosa...
Jay1313132018
Level 7
Jan 5, 2019
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Say what? I went to Catholic high school and had to take two years of Latin....no demons yet any way. Hahaha
IAmLove
Level 7
Jan 5, 2019
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You went to a Catholic school; you already have demons.
@resserts I guess you are right. I left the religion a long time ago....once I started to read and learn about the RC Church was started and the inquisitions that went on for centuries....and the child sexual abuse etc. ...Hitler was a baptized catholic and he just carried out the work of the inquisition trying to rid the world of the Jews. This is the evil empire.
Middle English also does well for that task, and Jamaican patois, and let's not forget mental illness. Phui,phui,phui !
Spinliesel
Level 9
Jan 5, 2019
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