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50. Donald Trump touches the magic orb
51. A Cabinet officer likes private planes too much
52. The president praises the congressman who body-slammed a reporter
53. An overcompensating press secretary lies about crowd size
54. Trump tells the Boy Scouts about a hot New York party
55. A name-calling feud ends with the secretary of state’s ouster by tweet
56. The WikiLeaks president goes silent
57. The nation loses its consoler in chief
58. The first president to complain about an election he won
59. Trump waits 19 months to pick his science adviser
60. The president’s most trusted adviser is his own gut
61. A White House economist creates facts for the president
62. Trump holds a top secret confab on the Mar-a-Lago dining terrace
63. The president just wants to go home
64. Trump threatens to strip security clearances from his critics
65. Mueller’s “witch hunt” is good at finding witches
66. Trump leads the country to the longest government shutdown in American history
67. The chief justice of the United States corrects the president
68. Trump disseminates Soviet propaganda
69. The White House punishes a CNN reporter for asking questions
70. The buck stops over there
71. The president tries to kick transgender service members out of the military
72. Trump tweets the wisdom of Mussolini
73. Turkish agents assault protesters near the White House
74. Trump helps the Saudis cover up a murder
75. “We’re gonna have the cleanest air”
76. The president can’t stop talking about carnage
77. America gets a first daughter
78. The UN General Assembly laughs at the president
79. Rain stops Trump from honoring the dead
80. The president learns about separation of powers
81. The president learns about the Justice Department
82. The president lies constantly
83. Trump threatens to press his “nuclear button”
84. Public humiliation comes for everyone in the White House
85. The CIA dead become a TV prop
86. You know you’re in a constitutional crisis when...
87. Trump mocks Christine Blasey Ford to a cheering crowd
88. A new term enters the presidential lexicon: “shithole countries”
89. Trump throws paper towels at Puerto Ricans
90. “I have the absolute right to pardon myself”
91. Covfefe
92. The president calls his porn-star ex-paramour “horseface”
93. Trump picks the wrong countries for his travel ban
94. Trump declares war on black athletes
95. James Comey is fired
96. Putin and Trump talk without chaperones
97. The president still hasn’t released his tax returns
98. “Very fine people on both sides”
99. Children are taken from their parents and incarcerated

And he never will!