My underwear.

Go back a little over 2000 years and give god a condom? Just for giggles.

Wouldn't change anything. The path is how I got to here. And I am pretty happy where I am.

Besides the lotto numbers? I would either work harder at becoming a better baseball player, or I would have abandoned baseball altogether. Not sure which one. Working harder still might not have been rewarded. Focusing on a more attainable career would have been easier if I started at like 17. Hindsight is 20/20 though, right?

Oh and how I dealt with some women lol

Id go back about 3 days and put loads of bets down and help wildlife. my life has had its huge ups and downs but they have all made me who I am.

I'd go back to 2009 buy 20000 bitcoins... other than that I'm good.

Try to prevent or catch both of his cancers earlier. Maybe move to a less backward state with better doctors ahead of that.

If I double dip, have Dad's bypass surgery done elsewhere and insist on pain mgmt along with better control of his blood pressure.

I would never get married. Courting behavior is pleasant enough, but marriage changes everything and is not all that pleasant. I would have gotten a vasectomy and lived out my life as a serial monogamist with no more than a one-year long relationships. I remember the '60's song..."We will live in the sunshine...we will laugh every day...although I will never love you, the cost of love is too dear... I will stay with you one year... then I will be on my way." One year is enough.