I know you're thinking, "He is delusional if he thinks he likes what a real lesbian wants." But I do!
I'm not sure you'd be delusional in thinking you like what lesbians want. Generally they want the same things everyone else wants: a slice of cake, nice weather on their days off, something tasty for dinner, for the cat to stop scratching the sofa, for Trump to catch some horrific tropical disease, better coffee from the vending machine at work, to win the lottery and that sort of stuff.
Lesbian is an orientation, right? All that stuff you said was not about sex but day to day wishing. The lesbian orientation is typically missing the dick and I don't care about having my thing it's about her and her thing.
I may need an explanation of how this is possible, barring transgendered individuals.
I have a fascination for girl on girl stuff. Don't want any dude or dudes anywhere in the scene. Don't want done to me what men typically like. Would like to try what the girls do with each other. What is so impossible?
@zrez Ok, I am just not sure how you are going to slap pancakes.
no imagination, insight, or experience...