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Name one thing you should never do naked.

Mark9393 6 Mar 4
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Fry bacon

This

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Or anything that spatters, it may only end badly 50% of the time but I know for a fact that a fat splatter to the nipple hurt.

You beat me to it lol

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Attend a court hearing to answer a charge of public indecency.

Jnei Level 8 Mar 4, 2018
11

Drive (trust me on this one)

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Cook bacon

Damn, when I first saw this post that was going to be my resonse.

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Use a chain saw.

@irascible Also, attend a parents' evening at school.

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Uh...go to work?

Doesn't that depend on where you work? 😉

5

Meet your new girlfriend's parents

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As a woman, play the accordion.

3

Run a kindergarten.

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Pee into the wind.

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Get in a car with leather seats in the summer.

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Swimming in the Artic or the Antartic or perhaps outside my door in this weather.lol????????

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Ironing still got the scar

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Go to work.

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Pick blackberries

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See yourself.

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Ironing clothes.

Roman Level 5 Mar 4, 2018
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Hug your mom

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Don't cook bacon on a skillet.

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I've done a couple of things on the list. 🙂

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rub a cheese greater on your man sausage

I didn't say it was lol

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Take the mail from the mail carrier.
No! I am serious!

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