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This year for April Fools Day millions will be duped into believing the following:
An imaginary being that is all knowing and all powerful made a human woman pregnant so she could give birth to him as a real boy. Following this he would use his powers to heal people, break physical laws, transmute matter, fight bankers and false prophets (the irony of that one), and spark a revolution. Then he would be killed by the leaders he inspired revolution against but bring himself back to life only to return to existence as an imaginary being.
Happy April Fools Day everyone!

11Novelist 5 Mar 14
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My favorite tshirt that some people still hate........

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love the way you said it

EMC2 Level 8 Mar 14, 2018
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Haha. When you put it that way... Lol.

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Lol@flippinlot

Kitz Level 4 Mar 14, 2018
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Lol this is brilliant!

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And he was white. Don't forget that one.

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And also a pink bunny running around hiding eggs and leaving baskets of candy!! (This one actually seems more plausible than the Jesus story!) 😉

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I could just hear George Carlin doing 5 minutes on That! Hilarious.

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Very apropo, don't you think?

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I know, but I really like the boiled eggs and chocolate bunnies.

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On that one April Fools Day is 365.25 days long.

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