My adult son admitted having sex with a 40+ y/o woman when he was a minor. I'm glad I didn't know

Actually it was when they were doing it I found out. I was watching the local news talking about kids swinging on a rope in a tree across the railway on a bend in the track way past the station where the trains are going a good speed.it made me glance at the tv while saying what stupid little fuckers they are only to see one of my boys pushing the other on the swing. fuck I was angry and to this day they can't see the gravity of the situation they were happily putting each other in and everyone had seen it. I couldnt believe how fucking stupid they were till I remembered some of the stupid things I had done asd a youth. I wasnt to hard on them, just shocked and glad it wasnt another different news item but much worse.

Not my kids, but a friend's kids....They wanted some more balloons for a birthday party, so they got a box of condoms from their parent's bedroom, and every kid at the party started blowing them up. So when the children's parents arrived to pick up their kids, they saw a whole lot of phallic-shaped balloons.

Well, I don't have kids, but... I once had a box of 30 or so porn mags when I was 10 that I was transporting from one place to another walking down the road. It was a really small town so everyone basically knew each other. Well a guy I knew and had done some yard work for once or twice drove by and stopped and asked if I wanted a ride. I told him no but he kind of insisted, I ended up saying yes because I was paranoid he might think something was up with the box if I persisted in walking. He then tells me to put the box in the back of the truck. So I did and we get going. On the way there we pick up a little bit of speed and the box top comes open and out flies mag after mag. I see this in the mirror and I guess he saw my panic face as he too looks back to see my collection now decorating a well driven road. He stops right away but by now nearly all of them are out of the box. I tell him to keep going and the box doesn't matter. He gives me a puzzled look and gets out anyway. I try to run out and grab them but there's just no way to beat him to them. He gets one look and tells me to just get back in the truck. He then takes the box and throws it out and we have a very silent ride the rest of the way home. I thought for sure he would tell my parents but instead he never said a word to anyone. I read in the newspaper a little while later that a bunch of porn mags were found all over the road but they never figured out who it was that dropped them. I told my parents later in life and they laughed.

When we were in the US, my brothers used to sneak out the second story window to go on dates after my parents went to bed.

Ha! I found out my son was leaving the house through his bedroom window after I was asleep during summer months and riding his bike across town to his friend's house, then returning before I got up.

Well I found out about this before she grew up, but in the fifth grade, my daughter let someone copy from her on a test, then erased her answers and wrote the right answers on her test. Her teacher told me she saw her do it.

no kids but my sibs and i used to stick a knife in the toaster for fun on Saturday mornings