And this happened some time ago. I thought at the time that the pustule would announce it when he needed some ''good press.''

Don’t worry. I took out Santa five weeks ago for a nation state that shall be nameless. Now no more propaganda to delude children.

No more nonsense about flying reindeer and Yo ho hoing in the middle of the night

But watch out for the imposters like Son Of Santa and a cult already developing The Father Christmas Family. They will come back twice as strong with their sacks full of goodies for the children.

I think I might have started a bonfire when I took out Santa. There are already beatifications with the tag Saint Nick.

Can’t see this getting better!