Meh, I am 80 years old so what the hell. Let's get it over with.

I live in England. It doesn't matter if there's a nuclear war, meteorite strike, zombie apocalypse or anything at all - Tesco Express will still be open in the morning.

(Anything at all except more than half an inch of snow, that is - we really don't cope well with snow!)

This reminds me my machete needs sharpening.....

I would starve and dry up like rawhide.
Although, with my luck the worse the situation was, the longer I'd live to suffer through it.

Go through 2 cases of water a week anyways. Would be difficult for anyone to stay hydrated. Canned food makes me ill-would have to build a greenhouse-how to keep nuclear waste out?
Depending what happens-and-if- we're fucked.

I am immortal a survivors and it's a ducked up question

When I was first married, late 70s, we had a lot of worker strikes resulting in electricity and petrol rationing, I got used to being able to work around those.
10 years later I moved my family bush, lots of floods and bushfires, often more than a week cut off by road, and no phone or electricity, we planned for it as it was regular, about 3 times a year. I have lived in 4 places since that would get flood bound and the same applied when I first moved to where I am now, in fact there are still some ocassional fire or flood problems.

I go bush a lot, for work and leisure, I have all the camping gear one could want, about 50kg of bottled gas, water filters, portable solar power and such. One of our hobbies is mediaeval martial arts, we have lots of very sharp swords daggers as well as powerful bows. I work in and teach all sorts of subjects about native plants and animals including tracking and bush tucker and being in horticuture and managing community gardens, growing food is a non issue. Years ago I managed a training project teaching indigenous youth their culture and still work with some of these people on some projects.

I have access to all the emergency supplies in the district including some pretty decent communications equipment that I really should learn how to use and in a complete disaster situation, I am on the list of people in charge of the rescue and shelter operations. I also have copies of all of our national disaster recovery plans and the list of everyone involved, their roles and responsibilities, even for some who don't know they are on the list. I am not a paranoid gun toting nut case who would use the opportunity to take out anybody they think might want to take their supplies but I do know who many of those are and where they are, My chances are better than most.

I'm keeping my cats fattened up

I'll make it!

I would definitely be OK for a short term crisis, like storm aftermath but Zombie apocalypse could be a different story altogether. Although loss of electric would be a pain, could use the grill for cooking and I know how to build a fire. Besides a small cache of groceries, I keep a couple "Lifestraws" in the pantry in the event clean water became an issue. I've eaten some wild plants for years and have 2-3 books on what is edible, how to prepare. Ever try daylily buds in your salad or some sauteed Lambsquarter?
However, like some others, in the case of a zombie apocalypse or GTNW, I may prefer to just go quickly.

I wouldn't call myself a survivalist but I stay prepared for most natural and man made disasters. I keep enough food, water (and additional water filtration system for 100,000 gallons), and medicine for 6 months. I keep enough fuel and power generation ability for 6 weeks. And I have a Bug out bag just in case. I also know how to survive with pretty much nothing in most environments.

I'm basically effed. LOL!

I'm hoping to die immediately but am sure I wouldn't last long.

I'll be looting all the liquer stores, so I'll drink myself to full blown stupid.

I've got rainwater tanks, a bore and a creek, and the bore is shallow enough to get water from by hand if need be, so that's water covered. Well stocked pantry plus about 30 head of sheep wandering round my place at the moment, also know how to slaughter, butcher and preserve, know my herbcraft and better than average on wildcrafting. Plus I have a twenty two and ammo. So if I had the motivation think, I've got it covered.

I'm not a survivalist, but I have enough to get by in the short term. In the long term, I have tools & can fix things, so I'm pretty sure I could barter my way through.

I'm good... 

I'm not worried about it for myself, since I have terminal cancer...without my medications and treatment, I would soon die anyway, so why drag it out by stocking up.

I’ve been contemplating gathering resources...

I live near the OregonWashington border, so the Columbia River is close by and so I dont' see wter as being a problem. Also the area is full of little streams, creeks and rivers that feed into the Columbia.

I generally have confidence in FEMA, although with Trump in charge, I hve my doubts. I mean they abanconed Puerto Rico long befvore the crises was over. In fact they still are in crises.

Probability says that it may happen that sometime in my lifetime the Cascadia subduction fault will slip, which could create a 9.1 earthquake off the cost along with a tsunami. The coast is aobut 75 miles away, so we will get shaken, but the coast will get the worst of it. After such a quake though it is possible that Mt Hood and Mt St. Helens will become very active. The entire Pacific Northwest is volcanic.

Anyway, my father spent a lot of money o food storage and disaster never came, despite teh Mormon shurch assuring its members that they would need it.

I'll take my chances.

The world has been ending for a long time now but I don't think it will for quite a while yet. I'm enjoying today.

But on the other hand, Tump wants a nuclear war and Yellowstone is going to blow any second now so I guess I'll go buy some extra Ramen just in case.

Meh. I'm prepared for hurricanes, and most natural disasters for my area. Tornadoes are too mercurial to realistically anticipate. Depends on how close one hits. Anything else, and we'll just have to see how it goes. I'm fairly pragmatic about these things.

I’ve been contemplating gathering resources...