Aw come on, everybody deserves a little holiday away from the cut and thrust of their day job!
He and Putin can jerk each other off while the big missiles go by! His daddy must have never taken the poor boy to parades when he was a kid.
Hey who's to say this isnt about him reconnecting with his memories of going to lots of parades with his dad? Maybe DT can finally restart his personal and emotional development again? Hes been stuck in early adolescence for quite a while.