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Jehovah's Witness was canvassing the neighborhood yesterday. I did not won't to talk to them so I did not answer the door. What do you do when they knock on your door?

factorbelief 6 Mar 28
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I will admit that I once answered the door covered in a black sheet that was nearby, and greeted them on Arabic. It was fun to see the expressions on their faces and how fast they ran.

Once I was sunbathing naked in the back yard when I was a teen when the religiots showed up. I gave them a view.

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I talk their dick into the dirt (metaphorically speaking, it might be a woman!) I let them know I'm agnostic and tell them to prove that there's a God! Interestingly enough, they haven't been back to my house in 5 years!

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I just tell them I'm a devil worshipper and we go from there.

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I’ll open the door and tell them “the owner is not here” if they asked me who i am i’ll answer them “i’m your god” woolaaaahhh.. closing the door slowly... with squeaking sound. ???

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Curse.

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Curse.

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I simply tell them that I’m not interested.

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