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What's YOUR warning label?

If people came with a warning label, what would yours be?

Me: Enter at your own risk.

#warning #label
EllenDale 7 Mar 30
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Level 9

Never make me cry!

Not unless we're chopping onions. 🙂
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Level 7

"Warning: volatile until after coffee has been consumed"

Mea Level 7 Mar 30, 2018
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So many coffee-lovers in the world. I love the smell!
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Level 8

CANTANKEROUS:
Easily irritated when exposed to stupidity.

Many of us are! Lol
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Level 7

I tend to list port side...

Not sure which side that is, so I'll stay front or back to be safe, lol.

@EllenDale To the left if you're facing the front I think.I'm land-locked locked though so I could be wrong.

@TrailRider to be safe, I'll stick to front or back!

Port has 4 letters and left has 4 letters. Right and starboard each have more than 4. Facing the bow. That's the only way I can remember.

@CallMeDave thank you!! I could never remember!
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Level 4

"Don't swqueeze the SHAMAN!" 🙂)

Lol. I believe my squeezing days are over! Lol

@EllenDale What a shame... 😉
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Level 8

Right now, thanks to the cold I've been fighting off all week but which has finally got the better of me and taken control...

Jnei Level 8 Mar 30, 2018
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Sorry. As my mom would have said, get lots of rest and drink liquids.

@Or-Humanist I find a curry and half a bottle of decent Scotch does the trick 🙂

@Jnei A better solution. Love curry, and always keep a bottle or two of Scotch and Irish Whiskey around.

@Jnei Scientific American now says "feed a cold, feed a fever." I'll bring the curry and chopsticks. Bon sante`! ?

@EllenDale Wahey! I've got two bottles of Scotch ready and waiting for your arrival!

@Jnei I'm booked on the next train!

@EllenDale One of them's only Grants, so we'd better drink the 24-year-old Auchentoshen first and then we won't care that Grants is crap. I've got a big bag of crisps too, but maybe you could pick up some chocolate or something on the way 🙂

@Jnei I'll do that at customs! Lol
In the meanwhile, start without me!

@EllenDale Already have!
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Level 9

If you don't want honesty, then don't ask.

Lol
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Level 7

Warning: No fucks given here.

Cool! Love it!
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Level 8

Please keep your distance when speaking nonsense.

My father jnstilled in me thag if the threat isvreal, stand more than an arm's length away. Thanks for the warning, lol!
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Level 7

My warning t-shirt states that I have a propensity for sarcasm.

Sarcasm spoken here! Lol

@EllenDale I, too, am fluent in sarcasm.

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Level 7

Caution; Will call you on your bullshit

Remi Level 7 Apr 3, 2018
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Same!! Lol

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Level 7

This is on my facebook profile. "Arrogant, obnoxious and diametrically opposed to your worldview. Friend at your peril."

I've always been the only risk-taker out of 5.
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Level 7

Political Correctness not assured.

Lol, love it!
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Level 8

No trespassing

No belly-rubbing allowed? Om!
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Level 6

Highly offensive

To whom, @JoelLovell, to whom?

@EllenDale i can offend anyone i just have the talent for it

@JoelLovell I tend to do that when I least expect it!

@JoelLovell I'm offended that you would think that of yourself.

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Level 7

Zero to C in 3

Emme Level 7 Apr 3, 2018
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Been there too, lol

@EllenDale i haven't gone there in YEARS. I Just went there, just a bit ago. LOL
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Level 7

May or may not use mouth filter

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Level 5

Some assembly required.

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Level 7

Warning: This gent likes puns. I am a pungent. There's no need to raise a stink about it.

Warning: Grumpy brain cells will have dominion over happy brain cells until adequate caffeination has been achieved.

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Level 6

Beware the fury of a patient man.

I will!
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Level 9

May talk excessively and wander off the point.

Lol
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Level 8

What you see is not what you get

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Level 8

WARNING: Addictive.

You betcha!
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Level 6

Everything louder than everything else! Zero Fucks Given!

Lol!
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Level 8

Be careful as I mite just tell you the truth.

@LeighShelton. Come on, mate. We showed you ours; show us yours! Lol

ok hot lips you sweet talker you lol x
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Level 9

May cause drowsiness.

skado Level 9 Mar 30, 2018
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I seriously doubt it.
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