Wow! I thought, "this must be satire"... but it really isn't! It's just a very surreal reality.
Still, I put this under the "Silly, Random and Fun" category.
If I was going to worship for paper, I would be worshiping Druids and the Birch trees.
I thought that was Oak....and mistletoe on oaks
@AnneWimsey They had different purposes for different trees. [witnesstruesorcery.wordpress.com]
@Mark013 A very nice read! Thanks!