When I was about 10 years old my mother made me a ninja costume for Halloween and it was totally bad ass. Unfortunately after the holiday my mother denied me the benefit of wearing the costume out in public despite my repeated requests.
Well who is laughing now? Not only is it perfectly acceptable to wear a ninja mask in public, it is expected. So in your stupid face mom. Deal with it!
Update: I was just turned away from Kroger. Those god damn racists said I could not enter with my katana or throwing stars even though I have a doctor’s note.