The instructions were to fly on until the second star, turn left, fly on until morning.

You took a wrong turn.

Ok. Seriuosly. How can I join the group?
[Yes, nobody has to say it: I am not as smart as I used to be. So, just tell me.]

@COGITOERGOSUM me too lol and unlike others I try not to act like im a know it all

@COGITOERGOSUM I found them lol. I went to browse, chatrooms, they were the first group on the list

@bluefairy I just did it, too.
Thanks.

I'm still looking for a young, attractive, intelligent woman who wants to play canoe ballast. Master plan is to paddle past all the lake shore homes and make the old rich folks wonder how I wound up with her.

@WonderWartHog99 so typical big tits wouldn't hurt either

@WonderWartHog99 how about a 40 year old fatty who doesn't know what a canoe ballast is? Haha

@whiskywoman >big tits wouldn't hurt either

Depends on the bust to waist ratio. The ideal ratio is a bust is 1.5 times the waist.

@JoyKiser Tell the fatty that ballast is something one uses to make a boat ride lower in the water and thus making it less likely to capsize the boat.

In the era of sailing ships it was common to bring ballast stones on route to pick up cargo. In Savannah. Georgia, the port collected the stones to pave their streets. In other ports, they'd dump the ballast stones overboard as worthless once they arrived to pick up the real cargo. Divers often find ballast stones from all over the world.

Canoe ballast, therefore, is worthless cargo that gets dumped for something better.

@WonderWartHog99 good to know, thanks.

@JoyKiser In balloons, they dump the ballast when the balloon starts to return to earth because the balloon is leaking. Without the ballast, the balloon rises.

LOL you must have quite the ego to think you are such a great catch for an intelligent attractive young woman as your trophy gf/wife. Reality check, you may get the dumb attractive ones that are gold diggers, not the others... but in that case, you better be financially loaded yourself!