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LINK Catholic Bishop Will Spray Holy Water from Helicopter Over City to Defeat Devil | Hemant Mehta | Friendly Atheist | Patheos

A Catholic bishop, full of ideas, will borrow a helicopter and spray his city with holy water on July 14 in order to cleanse it from all the demons.

This is nto a new idea. This kind of thing has been done before.

snytiger6 9 June 29
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Quite right. Every little helps!

Yep, and that's what the little old Lady said when she peed in the sea.

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I think he should bless the water in a fire hose and spray em down. That would be more fun

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Holy water and a dollar will get you four quarters every time.

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He's just looking for a helicopter ride...

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Anyone ever notice that the religious get bizarre like this rather than blame Democrats? This holds true unless you are Evangelical.

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And when the pandemic and crime continues?

When acts as this fail, it is because those who had the most to benefit were either not strong enough, were just enough, but dog is giving them more time to make a better effort, or the evil of the area is too strong, too many gays, too much, abortion, or prayer is not allowed in schools.

@dalefvictor in other words, more bullshit.

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Maybe he should put the seat down and sit. He wouldn't spray so much then.

redhog Level 7 June 29, 2020
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What's he waiting for??

He has to make sure enough people have time to raise money to support him. It would be totally stupid to just do it and then tell people what you did and that it did not work.

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Hmmmmm, a Catholic Bishop flying over a city in a helicopter? Sounds like defeating evil would be better accomplished with a Stinger missile rather than with Holy Water.

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Holy water probably isn't externally sourced at all, probably right from the tap or commercial bottled water? Because if it was sourced widely from single locations . . . . man could a lot of problems be solved at once from that spot.

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About 20 years ago, I had a water bottling company make me a few skids of DI water in half liter bottles for mineral free water for tests that I was doing. For liability purposes, they had a 3rd party test all private label water that they contracted to put in bottles. They were really upset that they had to make a solution of nonoxynol 9 to soak their tanks for nine hours after bottling a truckload of "holy water" that they bottled for places that don't have priests. I suspect I know why women can't be priests and I don't it is urine they they put in the "holy water".

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As a catholic bishop must surely be holy, all he needs
to do is piss his holy water out of the helicopter window to
"piss off" that nasty devil chap.

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About time!

JacarC Level 8 June 30, 2020
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Definitely not a new idea, Sny, the article is from 2019.

Oops. I think when I checked the date, I only got as far as the month and say.

@snytiger6 Happens to everyone.

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You've got to kidding, Spraying a WHOLE city with 'Priest Piss,' aka Holy Water, like that's going to do any good except to give the pigeons a quick shower.

Correction more likely diluted priest semen.

@Fartwink More likely aan even mix of both?

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Maybe the evil drug dealers will shoot back. They may even have a spare missile or two lying about.

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That doesnโ€™t seem very godly. Shouldnโ€™t an angel be wafting it up above the city?

@Dyl1983 ๐Ÿ‘…

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