This came in the mail today
A bag of gummies shaped as this and the note , courtesy of my team I guess
I am laughing , this is great .
This was the first 4 day , and if u count tmrw up to 7pm , the first and longest break we took in 16 weeks .
When we exited hospital on Thursday morning , my beloved and weird cats asked me , “ I guess u ll have to go to the store this time ?” Bcz I don’t shop , and I rarely cook . And I remember replying , “ worry about your selves assholes , I am sure there is a bag of shit somewhere and pizza guy knows my place , pls , worry about your pathetic litle lives “.
That’s the way I talk to them , but u guys here , I can say it loud and clear , I love these assholes . Most of them I got them in my team when they were bright new , and we all stick tghr since 2004. They are my family .
Well . Apparently they send me a bag of dicks .
And I am opening a bottle of wine , another rarely event in my house , and I am cooking ( the world will end ), and I am gonna think hard how to retaliate and destroy these audacious cats soon .
Any ideas , pls shoot .
Ps : I already did the plastic roaches in their drinks and the turds in the food few weeks ago . Anything to keep the spirits high and smiles on the faces .
If u have any screen shots of funny or rude ( even better ) ideas , share . And where I can find . I will look at amazon later too
I love u guys here too . Stay safe , stay smiling . This will pass .