I lived in a house on the Mississippi river for ten years. Sometimes in the river and had to boat home/park at the levee. Saw this on the daily. Basically what it says to me is hand over the puppy and nobody gets hurt. I had to protect the dogs on the daily.
Did you REALLY have to do that right here?
Hilarious! You sound like my mother. "You're not going to school in that!"
I walked into the kitchen in a miniskirt with the world's skinniest legs.
@LiterateHiker She wanted the guys in your class to concentrate on learning .
@LiterateHiker well, who won that round?
It took my parents six months to relent. I looked like Twiggy.