I'm SO disappointed that this is only satire.
But, it does give me an idea...

I've never been more proud of something so silly.

Damn it i wish I'd thought of that

How do they know its atheists. It seems to me that they are making a huge assumption.

Although a harmless prank, several Christians are calling for the heads of those who performed the act. "You are supposed to be a servant of Jesus, ready to do his bidding and make yourself his slave. You can't have fun with the lord."

Sounds like an atheist "Hold my beer..." moment. We clearly have a superior sense of humor.

Well it wasn't me but I did the quick math at $7 for the 286 and it comes out to just under six cents to do a pair of eyes on your average gezus. And that package would give you an opportunity at 143 disfigurements remember use a non-evasive adhesive.

I love it, I love it. I almost am braking out in song, that is if I could sing.

They will go straight to hell, mark my words.

Googly eyes cost money, so no I didn’t.
If googly eyes were free I would.

I didn't do it. But I'd do it.

Apparently…

Funny site. lots of good ones.

Hilarious! I love it. Thanks for the belly laugh.

Love it, great job.

Good satire. I particularly like the bit about going to the mosques and putting googly eyes on the "images of Muhammed." It would be just the googly eyes.

ROFLMAO!

I don't believe this is a real news story. This is made up. I can see it being done to a picture of Jesus, maybe. The article also stated that it was also done to pictures of Mohammed in several mosques. Anyone who knows anything about the Islamic religion would know that it is forbidden to have any pictures or statues or anything that depicts a portrait or likeness of Mohammed. Whoever wrote this article made it up. Religious right trying to paint a negative description of atheists by making up this fake news. Or it could be satire.

Holy shit lol amazing

That's too funny. But I'm afraid it's a waste of creative genius.

Probably some kid dragged there by his/her parents. I had to do a teaching round at a catholic school. (I went up to the head of department pointed out I was atheist and could not in any way support their cult, shit the school was lead by a nun, but he refused to change my placement and said I had to learn to work with people I don't agree with. These days I would go to the discrimination board and ask for their support) the jokes those kids told that ragged on god and jesus were a riot I still love

On the 4th day God said let the seas be still.
And the surfers beat him up.

what will they think of next lol ,most likely did it themselves to start controversary but it is a good chuckle and we all need those

I approve.

Not sure why, but reminds me of a scene from Dead Poets Society. "Phone call from God... Now if it had been collect, it would have been daring!"

These people have a funny bone,
Nice
Vandalism to the rescue