Yoga and mindfulness are not going to help Catholics get any closer to God, an Irish bishop said as he cautioned followers against including the practices in parishes.
Well, he IS right about that. That's how you know they work.
" And unto thee I say as your Bishop, be not tempted by Mindfulness nor Yoga for they are sent by Satan, be thou not mindful nor concerned either with our predilections for your male children for we but try to show them the love of God whom we represent." - Catholic Bishop, Ireland.
I guess he really hates yoga pants... why would a Bishop hate.. oh never mind pubescent boys don't wear yoga pants.
Holy Cow, do you actually pull those things on or do you melt yourself down and 'pour yourself in to them?
@Triphid
I totally wish!
Not my picture, I just googled yoga pants and posted the one that I'd kill to be.
@Willow_Wisp But would it be worth it, I ask?
@Triphid Yes, it would.
@Willow_Wisp Blimey, imo, that outfit leaves very little to the imagination though.
Excuse my rudeness here, but only 3 more hooves are needed and there'd be a complete 'camel' on display.
@Triphid It's 100% cotton, but less cotton than can be found in an aspirin bottle. I'd wear it...
Maybe not, but they have proven to be beneficial to a number of mental health issues.
[mentalhealth.org.uk]
[pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov]