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As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

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GeorgeRocheleau 8 Nov 29
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For an engineer, you're sure kinda dumb, wild turkeys can fly and there ain't any gods to witness your erroneous conclusion.

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Wild turkey's can fly. They sleep in trees.

I was deer hunting a long time ago in South Eastern Montana. I was walking along looking for deer when I heard this wrestling in the trees. The sound was really loud and scared the hell out of me. It was a flock of turkeys waking up and flying out of some trees. No deer after that.

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Funny, I just watched that episode last night... "The Pinedale shopping center has just been bombed by live turkeys... film at 11!"

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Always funny.

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Probably the funniest episode ever of WKRP In Cincinnati.

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turkeys are dumb

Most domestic birds have become so heavy they can't get off the ground.

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I've seen a lot of turkeys that couldn't fly. US's fearless (🤣) leader is one, but he should definitely try, from a high building. Our leader is another.

With a corn chip helmet, the buzzard might survive.

@Holysocks When it comes to 'Aunty ScumMo,' Australian Prime Minister, a crash helmet made from Kleenex would much preferred imo.

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Oh! The humanity!

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Would this video prove, God is not your witness?

Word Level 8 Nov 29, 2020

I am aware wild turkeys can fly, but some Thanksgiving rituals will last forever.

@GeorgeRocheleau so you and God has an everlasting thing going on?

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