They say she works in mysterious
ways .. He rather ..hmmm? Wait

Yes indeed!

GOD: I LOVE to be praised! It's so good for my ego, which is HUGE. But to keep the buggers praising me, I've got to keep 'saving' them - and to save them, there must be something horrific to save them FROM. Time to unleash a pandemic and kill millions of innocent people - just to keep 'my lot' on their knees, where I want 'em!

Reminds me of this. Thanking god for prayer closet still standing and rest of house demolished. Why didn’t god save the house. Obviously knew grandma needed humbled while preachers like Kenneth Copeland need new planes

Yes, thank you Imaginary Sky Daddy, for without your diligence and care that you have lavished upon us all we would all be pushing up daisies by now.
Oh, sorry Sky Daddy you haven't done Sweet F All have you, it IS the Researchers, Scientists, Doctors, Nurses, Ambulance Staff, etc, etc, who have worked their collective arses off to save us.