The Waterford Whispers News is a satirical publication in Ireland (akin to The Onion). During New Year’s Eve festivities, the state-sponsored channel RTÉ One showed sketches from the publication’s writers as a way to inject some humor into the telecast.
One of those sketches was a mock news segment in which an anchor reported on the arrest of a noted sexual harasser: God.
This post planted a little seed. A few days later I noted a scene from the crazy show "Derry GIrls" about a bunch of silly Irish teens in a Catholic school (accompanied by 1 British boy). A scene came up where a dog peed on a balcony floor and this went through a crack in the floor on top of a Virgin Mary stature where a group of desperate girls were praying to pass upcoming exams. They mistook the piss for tears and tried to pass it on as a miracle. Surprised people didn't call that blasphemy.
Why just stop at the Seduction and rape of that unfortunate Middle Eastern woman?
Legally Sky Daddy committed not ONLY Rape, but Adultery, brought about the birth of an Illegitimate child, i.e. to put it bluntly, a Bastard child, paid absolutely NO Child Support, was a totally Absentee Father to HIS child who was himself anyway (LOl).
And, as well the Charges of Rape, Seduction, Adultery, etc, etc, why not include incitement to cause and happen Mayhem, Genocide, Slavery, Misogyny, Homophobia, Genital Mutilation, Warfare, Racism, etc, etc.
Should NOT these ALL carry the sentence of Imprisoment for the term of his/her Supernatural Life?
Of course God raped Mary. Archbishop Eamon Martin is a cognitively challenged prat.
Well, as the story goes, god impregnated her without her consent. I'd call that rape