There are all kinds of ways to deal with roadkill when you’re driving, but this is a new one for me.
A woman from Waukesha, Wisconsin came across a dead possum on the road… and instead of ignoring it, or calling city officials to have it removed, or even pulling it off the road herself, she decided to pull up a seat and proselytize.
The woman, who apparently stopped and got out of her car when she saw the possum, threw goldfish and windshield washer fluid on the dead animal, a caller told a dispatcher, according to a police call log.
The woman then pulled a Green Bay Packers lawn chair out of her car and yelled “repent” at the possum, the log said.
Actually she is correct. As soom as it repents it will be brought back to life. What is crazy about that. Seems to me she understands how it works. Once your dead all is over. The only crazy part is getting the cair out and sitting in the middle of the road, but then one must watch and make sure everything works as she wants. Science truth in measurement, if the creature repents and comes back to life someone should be there to make note. How long does one stay for this? Thoughts?
What kind of Jamba Juice was she on! Powerful stuff I’m guessing.