From the Mythological 'Sermon on the Mount.'
" Blessed be the Meek," say Jesus, "for THEY shall inherit the Earth."
Well, imo, mythological Jesus was 100% correct with that one, since everyone, meek or otherwise DOES inherit the Earth, in fact, they Inherit a patch of earth, 6' x 4' x 6' in which, if they ARE not cremated that is, they are BURIED.
"Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the Earth."
Okay, so exactly who inherits Heaven?
According to Matthew, "Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness’ sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
Yours was a tongue in cheek question, I assume, but there's the answer anyway.