Weird, I sincerely doubt that there is an ACTUAL word in any Dictionary/Lexicon/Language that even REMOTELY describes exactly or precisely just how unbelievably strange, etc, etc, etc, that Church and Religious Culture truly IS.
For example, ONE of my most favourite gut busting laughs comes from when a Christ fool tells me " Let Jesus into your heart and you WILL know the Truth."
Yeah,right, IF anything I was taught in years as a Nurse it IS this, "Let ANYTHING, other blood or surgical Instruments UNDER controlled Cardio-Pulmonary Operations, and YOU will be DEADER than Julius Caesar, PERIOD." OR,
" God and Jesus are with you EVERY moment of your life," well that explains WHY I keep tripping over things that aren't there, the dopey bastards haven't got enough brains to know when a bloke is TRYING to walk around the place then.