If you hear a strange voice coming from the sky, my advice ignore it. Chances are that it's a board ET teenager looking for some ant (you) to mess with and to make you the fool.

I'd ask it to show us what a bigoted prick looks like.

I'd demand all the death and misery on this planet be explained (and corrected) immediately.

I would probably jump back and say something erudite like, "Holy shit. I've gone frickin' nuts, too."

This will not happen.

I realise that it's a hypothetical question. Why does it matter if it was where everyone could hear it?

I would ask for a "do over."

Well, I guess I was fixing to be stepped on for saying I don't believe in him.

I would ask. What were you thinking?

Hopefully, I would figure out quickly that I become schizophrenic.

I'd say prove it..because most likely it would be some alien species fucking with us..ya know like a reality tv show " messing with lower life forms" lol

I’d want to ask what the point was with childhood cancer? I’d want to ask why he created mental retardation? I want to know why he let starvation be the lifestyle in many parts of the world? I’d ask what took him so long to show himself and is he now going to make things better?

I'd probably become a Christian again and start praying.

I'd wonder what force caused the air to vibrate in such a pattern and push for scientific research into the phenomenon.

The moment god gives us tangible proof is the day he loses omnipotence. By interacting with things we know to have natural laws(air and soundwaves) and principles that define the behavior, he becomes subject to those laws in measurable ways. You cannot reach into a fish tank and make waves without getting your hand wet and displacing water. Your omnipotence doesn't allow everything you touch to violate the laws of their nature. Personally, I think this is why there was need of a "mystical rape baby avatar" in most kinds of mythology and why I am an atheist and not agnostic. That gives god a way of interacting that is bound by natural laws to make claims about an entity beyond natural laws

id know that last lot of bud was amazing

I would say, 'Hey, listen to EmeraldJewel.'