TALLAHASSEE (The Borowitz Report)—Governor Ron DeSantis announced that Florida will lift its coronavirus restrictions in order to focus all its attention on voting restrictions.
“While the danger posed by the virus has largely dissipated, voting remains as dangerous as ever,” DeSantis said.
I just saw a "Tourists, come to Florida" ad...yeah, take granny & the kids to a hotbed of unmasked assholes, that's a plan......